elegantpaws:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

• “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
• “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
• “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
• “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
• “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

First osnapitzari video:

 Ain't no other man.

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

snapchatting:

this is all i want to be remembered for