zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via crunch-bear)

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544936
Posted
23 hours ago
demon:i possessed you
me:get the fuck out
demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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Posted
23 hours ago

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
23 hours ago

bigeisamazing:

*jackin off*

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*cums*

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*that instant feeling of regret*

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(via nedakalantar)

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Posted
1 day ago
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